There’s more to life people!
I really despise e-mails like this, especially when you work in the epitome of dilbertland.
“Hello! I will be your team captain for all of the activities we have
planned for August. I’ve tried to come meet all of you, I know I have
missed a couple people.
Please remember that we have the luxury of extra casual days on: 8/1,
8/2, 8/8 is Hawaiian shirt day, 8/9, 8/15, 8/16 & 8/23. We can wear
shorts and flip flops on these added casual days but tank tops are not
allowed. I hate to be a nag but we wouldn’t want this luxury in August
to be taken away. We also need to make sure that shorts and skirts are
past your longest finger as you stand with your arms straight down.
Some of the fun activities planned are coconut bowling, hoola hoop and
mini golf. I will need 2-3 volunteers for each one, please let me know
what activity you would be interested in so I have an idea. This is not
mandatory, you don’t have to participate if you don’t want.
I’ll be in touch with you all on 8/1!”
Please, haven’t these people seen Office Space??
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:28 am
Dude. That’s just sad.